A typical conversation in Surrey retail
Customer: See why can my dealer call me when I have no minutes on my phone?
Me: I'm not sure.
Customer: I don't want to include British people in this, but you know how it works with people who believe in the snake or the dragon.
Customer: You know what I mean, it's the way it is. I know how things work. My dealer is always calling me, he's on crack you know how things are.
Me: .... So how many Pay-As-You Go minutes do you want?