It's been that kind of day(s)
I had my first non-hit-in-the-nose-with-a-baseball nose bleed the other day. I'm not sure what caused it, which adds to the excitment of the event, I simply felt like my nose was starting to run and when I put some toliet paper to it to clean it up I noticed that my snot was red. Hurray.
Right now, in I assume unrelated event, I've got the sort of headache that would drive a lesser man sterile. I am not a lesser man though, I am exactly equal to myself and so I remain quite un-sterile. Well actually I'm not sure about that, but the good news is that my nose is not bleeding. I need a day of bed rest and long hot baths and a break from my day job of moving cellular phones and my night job of fighting dragons.
You never give me the thanks that I deserve. Look at your maps and globes and your Google Earths and you'll see that all the places that do not say "Here There Be Dragons" are thanks to me.