Picking warning labels
Overheard at the 7-11 on Robson Street in Vancouver.
Man #1: Dude not that one, I want the one with the pregnant lady.
Man #2: What's the difference?
Man #1: The mouth is gross, I don't want to look at that. I want the one with the pregnant chick. I don't have to worry about being pregnant, so that's what I want to smoke.
Man #2: Dude your mouth looks like that anyway.
Man #1: Yeah but I don't have to look at it.