Alright, I don't usually just make a short post to highlight something I found on the web, mostly because I'm trying to keep my blog a level above the Facebook news feed, but I thought I'd pass this on because it amused me so much. Ideally Delme will read this, though maybe I should send it on to him.
The item that has me amused is a fake Michael Bay script for Batman The Dark Knight [ms]. Best line so far in the script, and Darring Fireball also quoted this one is:
We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.
The only thing that could make it better if is this was a real Michael Bay script. Expected the usual conventions of any Bay film in the script, such as the fact that the world's most beautiful and smartest woman is also mechanically inclined thanks to her father. There's also a lot of meetings between various high level military peoples.
It is gold.