A Fresh Voice. A Willing Ear. A more collaborative White Rock for us all.

On October 20th Vote Jeffery Simpson for White Rock City Council.

Unused pickup line for the cute girl manning the Amnesty International booth at the Matthew Good concert...

"If you agree to go out on a date with me I promise to release half of the Cuban children that I have in my basement making new shoes for me."

Between the opening act and the main attraction I created the internet

Tired of the old shit, ready for the new shit: or I complain for a few hundred words about my easy job