It's the end of the first period here at GM Place and the score is 4 - 0 for the Colorado Avalanche and the shot total is 18 - 5 in their favour.
If this shit were on television I'd change the channel. I wonder if I could convince the Canucks not to come out for the second period and just send the actors from Wil and Grace out to amuse me instead.
The kids game that happens between periods has better examples of defence than the Canucks are showing right now.
I'd go home now but I bought a large Coke. Besides maybe Bertuzzi will kill someone else just for fun.