1980 - Man discovers fire
1981 - Man loses fire, but woman finds it so it’s all good.
1982 - The Berlin Wall comes down after U2 write a song about something important.
1983 - America reaches the moon in a spaceship. Everyone cheers but me.
1984 - Oscar Wilde’s fossils are found and an island of clones is created as an amusment park.
1985 - The Edmonton Oilers kick all the asses.
1987 - The Beatles breakup.
1988 - Nobody recycles anything.
1989 - The Phoenix is created.
2004 - The Phoenix holds a 80s’ themed dance at the Well. Nothing is the same again.
The Phoenix 80s’ Dance / January 10th 2004 / the Well